I blame Surgeon Simulator. I really do. It’s their fault we’re getting a glut of badly coded games. Games which try to be “ironic” by simulating things that should not be simulated. Now this trend has finally hit rock bottom. We gamer need to uncover the hard truth and leave no stone unturned. We need to put a stop to Rock Simulator.

Yes, Rock Simulator is a thing. A thing you can put on your computer, and… do stuff. It’s on Steam Greenlight right now. Well, at least it will give PewDiePie more irreverent Oculus Rift games to play.

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